The Grate Indian Battle of 2014

56 inch chest v/s A big heart - 

Thus Congress swaps symbol from hand to heart.

Kapil Sharma funny, Rahul funnier -

BJP raises the comedy frontier.

Those who vote for Modi should drown in the sea -

Abdullah descends from the mountains to preach.

Ramdev is a saint, says BJP -
With a curious case of foot-in-mouth disease.

Please explain Robert’s biz model, BJP to Priyanka -

What say now Common man in Banana Republic, Vadra?

The shenanigans of Indian politicians bring to mind

Robert Southey’s ‘The Battle of Blenheim’:

‘But what good came of it at last?’ quoth little Peterkin.

‘Why, that I cannot tell, but ‘twas a famous victory.’

© Manreet Sodhi Someshwar